Serial Boredom Killer

22 year old jersey lesbian who knows so much about herself and yet knows nothing. talk to me, tell me anything and you might find i'm your new best friend. or just come here to read. if you like what you see then you do and thanks ^_^ if you don't you read it anyway didn't you? :) The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry is probably my favorite book and also, ✔Verified Little Mons†er. Just saying.

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lgbt community

-so a week ago i went to my cousin’s wedding andddd got my hair to look like Elsa’s….yay me!….also, i’ve been blonde for a month now ;P
no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: sonicdreams, via ruinedchildhood)

unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

-yep.

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

-yep.

(via ruinedchildhood)

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

(via ruinedchildhood)

90s90s90s:

Eminem x Robin WIlliams

90s90s90s:

Eminem x Robin WIlliams

(via slim-dykey)

jammi-dodger:

Comparisons 3 weeks on T (pre top surgery) to 32 months on T (2 and a bit years post op). 

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

-adore!

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

-adore!

(Source: ds0tm, via ruinedchildhood)

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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(Source: royalbloood, via ruinedchildhood)

girlswholikegirls:

Hi! We’re Shoshana and Meredith. On July 7th, 2014, we were married in Buckinghamshire, England. Words don’t express just how special our celebration was but we think this video does.

Our Tumblr: http://shoshandmer.tumblr.com/

Our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLooLX-Lv5vUw-uZYGz2BnQ

-beautiful<3

passionatedancing:

katemarie999:

lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician. 

AMEN!

I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH BECAUSE IT DESCRIBES MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

I mean, I love school learning but the fact that I LOVE TO DANCE and school has to come first in my life is really frustrating.

-this is powerful<3

(Source: garfys, via im-a-beast)

moelskerdeg:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

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(via acciolesbians)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker:

That's not how you say it.

My Dad:

But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

White Co-Worker:

Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

My Dad:

You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

White Co-Worker:

Just English

My Dad:

Tell me something. What does a cow say?

White Co-Worker:

Moo?

My Dad:

That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

White Co-Worker:

*sheds white tears*